Country Dictionary

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ZEBRA

If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet. Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap. As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.) So stop bitchin' about AOL.

I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because: 1) i don't have the money 2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled.

by JcDent May 02, 2007

Zebra

An obscure illness, disease or condition affecting a comparatively small number of people, but with symptoms somewhat similar to one or more different and more common illnesses. It is named because these diseases/conditions are sometimes misdiagnosed by well meaning (but often inexperienced) doctors when something far more common is actually the cause. Medical students are told "remember, if you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras".

Doctor 1 - "I think this patient may have Castleman's disease" Doctor 2 - "Castleman's disease is a zebra, there are far more likely causes of his fever and weight loss."

by PiemasterUK December 08, 2010

zebra

TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.

Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.

by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004

zebra

An offspring of a white and black relationship

Barack Hussein Obama is a zebra

by Larry Burroughs October 04, 2008

zebra

(n) common slang term for referees or field officials in certain sports (particularly in American football) due to the white and black striped uniforms

That zebra should be hunted down for that assinine 'pass interference' call.

by methodmadness March 18, 2004

zebra

Like a horse, but better. Zebras have many stripes, and a sophisticated color palette making them superior to every other creature in the animal kingdom. They are practically the real-life version of a unicorn, only with less sparkles and more stripes. Zebras are so self confident, they don’t try to blend in, they stand out. Zebras are very rare, and spotting one is a once in a lifetime experience. If you find a zebra in the wild, make sure you catch it and bring it home with you for good luck.

“Omg, look over there! Is that a zebra?” “That’s so cool, I’ve heard they can grant wishes!” “Yeah, dude. They’re like the real life version of unicorns.”

by monkeytoes January 18, 2021

zebra

Any of several swift, wild, horselike African mammals of the genus Equus, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black or brown stripes.

Is that Zebra black with white stipes or white with black stripes?

by Caitlinn July 07, 2005