A fork of Rural Dictionary
Friend 1: i wish i was zaven
Friend 2: you're short and fat you cant be zaven
Zaven is a cute and a idiot. He never will respond to your texts and will always ditch you no matter who you are. Zaven will never call you back when he says I’ll be right back
Zaven:wait I’ll call you back
Never call you back
The act of starting an assignment the day it was due, and handing it in 5 minutes before the absolute final deadline. The mark however is not reflective of the rush, and always ends up being 100%.
Usually pertaining to Java programming and entails one or more all-nighters. Behavior frequently exhibited by select Grade 11 students.
Dylan: Yo i totally zaven'd my project man.
Zaven: me too!
Teacher (giving back marks): You both got 100%. Congratulations.
Tom: I should start zavening my projects, because i start a month ahead and do steady paced work however do not get 100%.
Zaven: That's the spirit!
a short fat chode that tries to be athletic
this fuckin zaven cant touch no rim hes 5-4 240.
ayo look at this zaven it takes him 24 minutes to run a mile.
The act of having gay sex and pooping in someone’s mouth and then calling someone a dirty Zaven and then give them a golden shower
I wanna make you my The Dirty Zaven
zaven is a very nice and handsome guy. he makes people laugh, has good style, and listens to dope music. we all love zavens!
mala: who is that cute guy with the valentino on?
thalia: oh that’s just zaven.
Hairy bloke who does wines in the bathroom, has good dwip and kicks it in wingwood.
God your doodle is hairy, it reminds me of zaven nenejian!