A fork of Rural Dictionary
A "safe" and offbeat excuse for guys to horde guns, ammunition, tactical gear and other survival supplies without being tagged as being a member of a militia or other extremist group (although your wife and neighbors may think you are a little crazy).
Bob: I just ordered 1000 rounds of 9mm for the two new Glocks I bought last week. Tom: Damn Bob, are you one of them whacko militia members the government has been warning us about? Bob: No, I'm just getting ready for when the Zombies attack.
Noun: (Zohm-bees) Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Zombies? This is one hell of a bad trip... Zombie: Can I eat your spleen Living guy: No, fuck off Zombie: Oh... sorry.
This is a beautiful interpretation of a game of call of duty
Gotta got a zigga zigga zigga zombies on
Something that people argue about the speed of the infected one. Zombies that run fast, like in Left 4 Dead, Counter Strike: Zombie Mod (whatever), and Resident Evil, are usually something that have an extent of the infection. Slow zombies are usually the dead corpse reanimated, due to radiation or summonings in movies.
Fast Zombie: Bill: TANK!!! Louis: Wher- *hit by tank* Zoey: LOUIS!!! Slow Zombies: Civillian: They're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- *is bitten*
One of the most unfairly overlooked bands in history. You've probably heard "She's Not There" and "Time of the Season." Their other stuff is just as good.
The Zombies album Odessey and Oracle is one of the greatest records ever made.
Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.
Jay "shoot for the heads" Brian "whats the point zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh"
Welfare mooching, crime committing, ghetto trash.
Look at those zombies hanging out on the corner of Crenshaw Blvd., they're always tweaking waiting for the government hand outs.