A fork of Rural Dictionary
To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to: Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).* * Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.
Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…
A pill comprising MDMA, magnesium (for the jaw clench), and 5-HTP (serotonin precursor).
No man, you aren't rolling on molly, this here is a kelley.
the most amazing woman on earth. model like blonde with blue eyes.
This woman changed my life. She is such a Kelley
Kelley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. Kelley is the funniest girl and always knows how to make someone smile. If you ever find a kelley don't give her up because Kelley is one of the most attractive girls ever. Kelleys always have the greatest personalities.
Wow did she see kelley how good Kelley looked today? Kelley looks so hot when she plays soccer!