A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pill comprising MDMA, magnesium (for the jaw clench), and 5-HTP (serotonin precursor).
No man, you aren't rolling on molly, this here is a kelley.
An artistic, athletic, caring, sweet, witty, and extremely good-looking individual who has endless patience and is able to bring total fun into any event. A person who people wish they were. Not a wuss. There we go. Love you. Peace.
Damn, I wish I were Kelley. Who's that hot girl by the soccer goal? Oh, her? That's Kelley.
Easy on the eyes. Makes the time go by faster. Not just ok, cute.
That girl is a kelley. She looks like a kelley
To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to: Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).* * Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.
Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…