A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you see that stripper from the club out in public..
Amber Alert! Three O'Clock from the Gold Club!
A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.
(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.
A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor. It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response" It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart? Man: No, who's that? Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news. Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning. Man: oh.
When your girlfriend takes a dump in your bed (like Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp).
She really took a shit in your bed? Dude, Amber Alert.
When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex
Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out. Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that. Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?
When your partner shits on your side of the bed while your away
Amber shit in Johnny Depp’s bed and we called it an “Amber Alert”