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Anti-Porn

Something you do to keep yourself from giving in to the urge to watch porn. Common anti-porns are video games, LOLcats, and getting a life.

The other day, i stumbled onto a dirty website, and almost began to fap. i had to break out my anti-porn to stay decent.

Anti-Porn

A tv show or movie that is of the same quality of a porn that shows little or no nudity.

Sister: watching tv
Brother: what are you watching
Sister: Graduation Week, it's about 5 different couples
Brother: This movie is such Anti-Porn

Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher

A guy who watches porn meant for other sexual orientations. These guys are actually a lot more prominant than you'd think. Often abbreviated AOPW

I think I like gay porn. Does that make me gay?
No. A lot of guys do it. Your just an Anti-Orientation Porn Watcher.