Country Dictionary

April 17
National hookup day

On April 17 you have to hookup with someone, no matter who it is

National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.

Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17

April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.

Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.

april 17 is the day of bad bitches!! if ur a boy or a girl, or non binaary( idgaf) ur all bad bitches huntyyy yass best birthdate 💋 too bad corona ruined it am i right??? So baddies lets go and show these basic hoes whose boss👩🏻 🦱 and dont let anyone hurt u! Cause u were born in the same birthdate as me like?? U gotta be strong like me 💪and give zero fucks about what people say cause its just babbling hunty yaas🤪🤩🥳

you birthday is on april 17? Damn, cant mess with u u a bad bitch😍

national booty pic day. if you ask someone for booty pics they must send the best pics.

hey brian it’s booty pic day. oh hell yeah.
april 17 get good booty pics.

national brooke williams sends me nudes day bc she is bad af and i’m horny and she’s my baby

hey, it’s april 17 brooke! what’re u waiting for?

April 17 is national be a thot day. You have to be a thot all day.

“Bro why are all the girls being thots today?”
“must be April 17 bro”
“....bro”