A fork of Rural Dictionary
Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.
The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.
the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.
after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.
Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.
"Damn that Ass Water is tasty." or "Damn that ass water is nasty."
the terrible coffee offered in hotel rooms, especially once prepared. this coffee tastes especially watered down and resembles ass more so than coffee.
wow, the coffee from this marriot that were staying in for our class trip to boston that tastes like asswater.
the water left behind in your ass crack after you get out the shower, and dry off. . you know the"sticky-panty" feeling?
I just got out of the shower, & this ass water is killing me.