A fork of Rural Dictionary
An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.
Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.
Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.
Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.
Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants
Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.