A fork of Rural Dictionary
An itch in your brain that you cant itch without killing your self. common side effects: RAGE, Over grown penis, and instinctive pussy licking skills.
indonesian (especially Javanese) slang, more to rude/swearing word, which means "dog", "bad guy",
heh! minggir loe, asu! (get out of my way, asshole!)
A computer parts company dedicated to making great products and having subpar support.
My ASUS graphics card is DOA and they won't fix it!
Home of STD'S - (9/10 girls have it) - scumbag school - can get in with a GPA of 2.7 -where there are annual playboy meetings -legitament facts...look it up
I'm from ASU. - Dayuummmmnn, you got fungus down there??!! (no sex with you tonight)
Also known as Arizona State University. This fine school for the mentally challenged only admits sluts and men with small penises. All students at ASU excel in receiving wooping GPAs no higher than 1.9 because in the words of their founder, Richard Simmons, "here at ASU, we under achieve with style!" Most male clubs at this school promote gay sex while most women at this school have 87% of the total STDs in the United States. A cool place to go to college if you're a tard.
"Hey man, guess what?" "What dude?" "I got in to ASU!" "Wow...you must be a real fucking idiot!" "Yeah, I really am!" "I don't want to be your friend anymore..." "Will you be my boyfriend?" "Get out of my house...."