A fork of Rural Dictionary
Can mean the person is being given a hard time. Can mean someone has been rejected. Can mean someone is ignoring someone. Can infer position of power
I see your chick sent you to the bean-bag. I gave that guy who asked me out the bean-bag. I see your girlfriend is giving your the bean-bag treatment. Im the one on the bean-bag in this situation.
Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre. Also referred to as "ball planking"
Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.
The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'. A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits. In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.
Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag
The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair
This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.
An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!