A fork of Rural Dictionary
Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.
Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)
I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!
put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
Another word for Vagina
e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster