Country Dictionary

Only legends have ‘Berends’ as their last name

You know Cole Berends? I heard he’s a legend.

usually used a name for pimps, gangsters, and really hot guys.

dude that dude is a berend

Berend is a cute, down-to-earth guy who's extremely cool. He is soft-spoken and kind and is always true to his word. He's a great listener and always knows how to make you laugh. He's also so fucking tall you can climb him like a tree. He's very much best friend material.

Rando: "Who is that?"

Rando 2: "Oh that's Berend, he's awesome, go talk to him!"

Berend's cock is about the same size as him ( he is very tall)
His cock isn't as long as Max' though.

Yo, have u seen that tall guy over there
Of I have, that's Berend, I heard his cock is huge!

Berend is someone who knows everything and has the strenght of a thousand bears. They are often so attractive that people throw themselves at him.

Look there is Berend! Let's go talk to him!

the ginger in the back of the class. he’s cool for sure but he still doesn’t get any female attention at all. probably the most dry person you’ll ever meet, literally and figuratively. but somehow i still love this dude and it’s the most chill guy ever.

look at him being dumb, he’s such a berend.

When you Greg someone so hard they Greg their pants.

Yo, did you hear Cameron got Dan with a dirty berend? He was in public too!