Country Dictionary

Pissing, shitting, throwing up, having a bloody nose, and crying. All at the same time.

We were doing the All American Challenge and I started biffing and my team won!

To fall on your face or in an absolutely ridiculous fashion, often suffering and being badly injured in the act.

Boy runs into a tree and breaks his leg. "Wow, that kid totally biffed it!"

To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool

"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"

Acronym for "Butt In Front". Usually associated with middle, to elderly women in stretchy polyester pants which, when pulled up high enough give the illusion of their ass actually being in the front. Synonym: Pumpkin Cunt

Dude, my old aunt's got a BIF so big, she can rest a Pepsi bottle on it.

trying to be smoothe, or impress someone.... and you fall and make yourself look like an ass..

She was jumping over the net.. and biffed it..

Noun - pronounced "biff". The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front". See also minge pelmet.

The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF. Look at the BIF on that miwlf.

when some ones boob is in your face (also can be applied to butt in face)

Stephanie: *bends over* Camila: whoa man total BIF