A fork of Rural Dictionary
Can be used to replace almost any swearword in almost any context. Can also describe anything that is bad or rubbish.
Note: this CAN be found in standard dictionaries.
1. Look at that snake with two heads... what the bilge?
2. What are you on about? You're talking bilge.
3. Oh bilge, I wrote some complete bilge in that exam.
4. What are you bilging doing!? You're such a bilgemonger.
Bilge is smart, swag and the gayest person in the world. If you're loved by Bilge, you're very lucky. Bilge will give you all of her love for free and unconditionally. She is loyal and loving. The best girlfriend you can ever get. Of course, she has some bad habits too. She thinks too much sometimes. And sometimes "love" confuses her. But she's always trying her best to make her loved ones happy.
Umm, don't get me wrong but... Is Bilge gay?
1. Any slimy, disgusting substance, that no-one in their right mind would want to go near. Often contains streaks of green and brown.
See also gunge
2. A load of rubbish someone says to fill in time or fill paper.
See also waffle
3. A sentinmental speech, often on a TV or movie.
See also clap trap
"I opened up the drain cover, and there was loads of bilge everywhere. Urgh!"