A fork of Rural Dictionary
The things you dont have to pay a dead hooker because her rotten snatch couldn't spend them anyway.
I saved all my bingbongs up to buy new kittens for my water balloon launcher.
An individual, generally male that defecates in his tent
Dude, everytime we go camping you bingbong!
A drinking tool in the shape of a flamingo. The beer goes in the hollowed out body of the flamingo and the drinker uses the head and neck portion to bong the beer.
The BingBong was so much fun until I threw up on my girlfriend.
(n) When you want to call something stupid
Yuhas: Here we see that a dog is a cat only when you define it as so
You: BingBong (Disrespectfully)
when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.
when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.
(n) When you want to (politely) call someone or something stupid without actually causing any offense
Teacher: So, how hard is the test?
You: BingBong (Respectively)