A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder. Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
Bitchless(derogatory) Adjective 1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches 2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches 3. Being Spidey.
"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless." "You're giving Spidey a run for his money."
1 - The average Genshin Impact player. 2 - The state of having no bitches 3 - The experience (or lack of) never having a woman's touch
"Yo Gloria I heard you play Genshin Impact? I didn't know you were bitchless."
Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.
A: I love my girlfriend B: I wish that was me A: fr. you're so bitchless