A fork of Rural Dictionary
'Burny', or 'Burny Burny' is a painful burning sensation that me and my stoner friends often get in the back of our throats. It is often brought on by a dry mouth and the swallowing of our tar-coloured spit. During a 'burny burny' attack, the victim is only barely capable of infroming his friends about his predicament and asking them to get him food/drink or struggling off to do so himself. Initially, we thought that drinking as much fluid as you could get your hands on was the solution. But then we realised that food seemed to be a better cure. We have no idea why the fuck we get 'burny burny' but I say it is stomach acid/reflux. It doesn't only happen after having a 'hit' but mainly just while chilling stoned. I'm not straight often enough to notice if it happens when not smoking aswell.
Stoner: "Splutter...Cough...Splutter...h-help me m-man....I've got 'burny burny'."
A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
Burnetts Vodka
Fuck man lets get some burnys tonight We go thru at least ten bottles of burnys in a week at our crib at ball state