A fork of Rural Dictionary
can of paint or the number 287. for the lazy folk.
"Shit Rusty, I's fergot my caint back in ther house!" "I have caint days to retain my virginity--when that last day comes and I'm still loose as a coffee can, say goodbye to the dreamboat with the nice ass."
The way that some Americans from small rural towns say the word can't. In this translation it loses the apostraphe out of spite for the English language all together. This is possibly caused by some form of injury to the head in birth or early childhood. Often caused by the parent on purpose to feel some sort of retribution for the child being born.
I caint do anything right. I caint find the hole (most likely pronounced hoe,because of the rural town birth/childhood defect).
The stretch of skin bewtween the anus and vagina of a feline.
1. The cat is licking its caint. 2. You really need a shower because you smell like my cat's caint.
(Slang) (Present Tense Verb) A form of sensual or casual food play that involves one participant eating Raising Canes’ sauce off of another participants body or using the body as a platter for dipping, typically using the Raising Canes Caniac Combo w/ No Coleslaw. (Present Participle Verb) Cainting (Past Tense Verb) Cainted
Harold (gets no play): You going to that party on Saturday? Jimmy (Canes Enthusiast): Nah bruh, I cant. I’m gonna go hang out with that baddie from french class. If i’m lucky, she’ll finally Caint with me. Harold: That’d tuff as hell dude. Remember no coleslaw ‘cause FUCK COLESLAW. Jimmy: YEAH FUCK COLESLAW.