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callumed

working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets

"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed" "He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!" "I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"

by John Wicc November 22, 2018

Callum

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet!! You'll fall in love intantly! At first he'll seem shy, and nerdy, but once you get to know him, he's super insane, and will make you smile 24/7. Callum is an amazing friend, and if he becomes more than that, never let him go, no matter the distance between you. He'll make an effort to see you, and talk to you as often as possible. He is truthful, beautiful, hilarious, and amazing.

lovely , amazing , bestfriendsforever , iloveyou , Callum

by somebody, <3 July 10, 2013

Callum

It me.

I'm Callum. You can tell because my name is Callum.

by Callumbuddy December 01, 2020

A Callum

To jizz on a unsuspecting couple while you are sleep walking, then are unaware of anything the next day.

"Did you hear he did 'A Callum' last night?"

by CHAR_TINGXO January 26, 2010

callum

If you know a callum, you're a very lucky person, he well known by everyone, very popular and he makes you look good whenever you're around him. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl.

Person 1; i go out with callum Person 2; oh your're a very lucky girl, they are HOT!

by Amy.N December 27, 2012

Callum

A truly madcore human being who prides himself on nothing more than waking up every morning and thinking, "Fuck, I'm, such a sick cunt". Typically, this individual's mad skills are admired by his peers, who aspire to live in his shadow.

Guy#1: You seen that Callum? Guy#2: Dude! Don't even say his name! We just call him 'God' around here. Guy#1: Please dont tell him I said that.

by madcunnttt September 09, 2010

Callum

The ideal boyfriend for any girl. Excels at everything and is incredibly funny. Very handsome and just generally an amazing person.

I'm so lucky to be dating a callum

by Hotpotato05 April 07, 2020