A fork of Rural Dictionary
-fishing for catfish using only bare hands
-fisting a cat
I went catfisting the other day, and caught a catfish
A sexual act where you trick someone into thinking you will give them a rimjobbut instead fist them.
I decided to try catfisting last night, boy did my girlfriend get a shock!
Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.
"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"
Fishing for catfish using only your bare arm. Also commonly referred to as noodling.
That's a monster fish, how did you catch him? Hook and Line?
No, I did it by catfisting him.
Catfish fist catching? Hell no.
"I was catfisting yesterday"
You: "Did you catch any fish"
Your mom: " No but(t) the cat did."
Then hand your significant other designates for the acting of fisting an orifice. Usually the hand designated for vaginal fisting.
"My wife got bored and wanted me to use my left hand as the catfist
The act of using your non dominant hand to masturbate so it feels like someone else is jerking you off
"It's a little weird when I beat it with my right hand. I can catfist with my left and pretend it's Betty White"