A fork of Rural Dictionary
Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher". Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?
The fleshy outer labia of a minge - can be 'twanged' with hilarious and occasionally dangerous comsequences for the twangee.
Marjorie bent over, exposing her enormous catflap to the horrified gaze of several small boys on vulnerable bicycles.
To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”
Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped
A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.
A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.
Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando