A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Right Lateral Hemisphere, Dominant half of the cerebrum,is the upper, front portion of the brain connected by the corpus callosum, which is a large bundle of nerve fibers. Is for visual and intuitive processing,immediate relationship with physical bodies (our own as well as others) and external reality as represented by the senses, a relationship that makes it the mediator, the first and last stop, of all experience.
The dominant hemisphere within the brain, Is called the "Mastithesis Cerebrum".
The moment when your brain splits up and fails in memorizing something important, but instead gives you two options which will cause you a huge amount of stress that day, especially when in the office.
John: Hey Bob, I am going to get some coffee would you like some? Bob: Wait John! John: ??? Bob: JUST FUCKING WAIT MAN I AM THINKING John: About what? Bob: The moment I left the house, I remember taking my phone with me, but I can't find it anywhere! John: ... So did you lose it somewhere? Bob: Maybe. Perhaps I just forgot it at home. John: Yeah... or you lost it on your way to work. Bob: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU Adam: Hehehe. What a Cerebrum Failure..
when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.
The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.
When a guy shows another guy his scrotum pressed upon the tight waist part of the shorts so that it can look like a human brain. It can be used as a psychological tactic during sports, but is to be used with great caution and only to catch the eye of the opponent.
How did you miss that shot? This idiot pulled a cerebrum on me and caught me off guard!!!