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A Jesus shaped cheese figure.
Delicios and sacrilicious.

Today I ate my first cheesus.

If Jesus were made out of cheese his name would be Cheesus

mmmmm Cheesus

a cheeeto shaped like jesus

i stole a bag of cheetos from 7 11 n there was a cheesus inside.

Exclamation given to deride extremely cheesy/corny moment, usually shouted midway through pathetic films

Oh Cheesus! why are we watching this crap?

a cheeto that was found that looked like Jesus praying.
was actually found by a preacher who made a little box for it.

when the portly preacher was slamming some cheetos he almost bit Cheesus in half.

Cheesus is my homeboi 4 lyf!

The Swissiah

a not rude version of saying jesus

cheesus christ does that pizza have a lot of cheese on it