A fork of Rural Dictionary
Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.
Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us. Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.
The means by which the Illuminati sprays its proverbial load.
"That bitch New World Order just shot me in the face with some nasty ass chemtrail."
A nickname for contrail clouds left behind by planes that refers to a theory. It is believed that these contrails serve as pollution, reducing the earth surface's exposure to sunlight. This causes global cooling. The theory though, is that there was and possibly stil is a government conspiracy, in which they are flying military planes that purposely create these chemtrails to cause global cooling (slowing down or lessening the effects of global warming).
j: hey it's actually snowing this winter. p: yeah, i think those chemtrails are really helping maintain normal weather conditions j: NOT!
if you actually believe that chemtrails are real, kill urself
A lunatic conspiracy propagated by absolute dickheads on social media... enough said.
'have you seen my latest photos of the sky.. see the chemtrail?' 'no.. i see a prick that will do anything to make their lives feel more exciting'
A cocaine lines. As a word game from “contrail”, comparing the drug lines to the cloud condensation lines left by airplanes.
She sells chemtrails to anyone…
Chemtrails are used to steer and propagate energies used in ultra-secure communications, and because they quickly lose their coherency, chemtrails that is, to become reflective layers of clouds over a few hours time, they can also be (are) used to form what must be called "The Broadcast Canopy", a major tool within the radiant arsenal and in weather modification. A huge reflective sheet is formed over a subject population, and the energies and frequencies broadcast from antennae farms everywhere can be attuned to achieve ends that have been researched extensively by the CIA during Projects Paperclip, MK-ULTRA, and others... Broadcast Canopys also are used to perpetuate things like through-wall radar, very long distance sound bugging of premises, computer monitoring from afar, and general invasions of privacy...
look up! you're being sprayed by your own government.