Country Dictionary

hollaback girl

how George learned how to spell bananas.

this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S -Hollaback Girl

cholera

1. Intense, sometimes fatal diarrhea. 2. Death Metal band out of Ohio; Brutal musicians.

1. He was the third relative I've lost from cholera. 2. I got kicked in the face by a fat guy wearing a JFAC shirt at the Cholera show. both are very metal in my opinion

red horse

popular beer originating from the Philippines.

red horse: extra strong

sex and candy

What John Wozniak smelled.

I smell sex and candy, who's that sitting in my chair?!?!

see spot run

The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog. Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.

I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.