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chopek

an extremely large, vein-laden phallus used to slay babes and scare babies.

i thrust my chopek into her no-no place, causing her to vomit in ecstasy.

chopek

an enormous, vein-laden penis used to slay babes and scare children.

he stuffed his chopek in her pajiba causing her to vomit in ecstasy.

chopek

A slang term for a hi-colonic device, purchasable at any local pharmacy.

Kenny inserted the Chopek, and engaged the flow of fluid at a medium pace. He felt fresh, shortly afterwards.

chopek

A Polish laxative

It was neccesary for Dierdre to undergo the chopek procedure in order to clear her pipes.

Chopek Effect

When life is so simple, it becomes extremely difficult. Patients suffering from the "Chopek Effect", often show signs of discouragement, depression, and all around poor life choices.

Are you asking me a real question, or are you suffering from the Chopek Effect.