Country Dictionary

Snorting and choking at the same time

When your friend makes you chort and you almost died, what? You never chorted before?

"The Cheat" pronounced with Coach Z's heavy accent.

"Here The Chort, have a Trophy"

See The Cheat

the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...

The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!

A Russian noun used as an exclamation of anger, literally meaning "devil". By far not the worst curse word, but not recommended to use around Russian grandparents.

"Chort! I just spilled orange juice all over my white pants!"

The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.

Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.

small yello cheese shaped character

Eh there tha chort