Country Dictionary

To be under the influence of any substance that can alter one's state of mind Weed,coke,heroin,ecstasy,meth,speed, shrooms, acid, alcohol and everything else.

Dude, I'm so churded. You have no idea. "Hey, how are you?" "Dude, I'm so churded"

A turd considting of at least 70% cheese

"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"

An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.

"I can't believe your mom just did that!"

a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.

(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.

Churd is simply short for Richurd.

Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".

a fecile dildo

"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."

A person who walks too fast.

The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.