Country Dictionary

A foolish person; one who does not do what asked.

Oi, Jim. Get over here you climp.

Clown person that’s simpin over something or someone

Yo bro, i heard ian kasper was being a CLIMP for underage girls again man

When a Blunt(philly or dutch) is to small to grip with normal technique the thumb and middle finger come together to form a climp.

Sac climped the blunt when it got small, he didnt want to burn his fingers.

The act of trimming one's labia with pinking shears for aesthetic and/or sensory purposes.

Tammy knew she was gonna be sore after climping, but this was ridiculous! It felt like she'd done the splits on a box of dynamite!!!

A mix of Clown and A Simp

YO, ian kasper is being a climp for underage girls again

Spontaneously taking a day off work in order to have a day out with a friend or lover.

Like bunburying in The Importance of Being Earnest, it comes from a preferred destination for the activity, where the name of the location then becomes a verb.

Do you fancy climping on 14th October?

typically used after a sentence to OK it with someone or to complement something. a form of language amongst casual people and hypebeasts.

john - "want to come to my house on the weekend?"
peter - "yeah man climp"

OR

peter - "oh look at my new shoes"
alex - "yeah they look climp bro"