Country Dictionary

The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.

Dude, lets TOTALLY go to the kitchen and clong some pots!

clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

The Wise and Almighty essence of the female genitalia.

After a very long and tense coital session, the Glorious Clong finally appeared and revealed the hidden wonders of vaginal passion.

1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise 2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently

Ashriel clonged Coding with a pair of cymbals.

Chlamydia ridden dong aka man whore

“Wouldn’t go bear him hun, he’s such a clong”

The hybrid penis/clitoris found on sexually maldeveloped females. Derived from clit/schlong. See also mung.

"Did you see the size of that hermaphro's clong?" "Yeah dude, that whores totally getting a mungin'"

A French clunge. For those for whom the word 'clunge' is just too graphic, this spelling and pronunciation give the word a whole new sophistication. (Created by my six-year-old daughter who started learning French - and slang words for human bits - this year.)

J'ai mal a la clonge. (I've got clunge-ache.) Mummy has a hairy clonge.