Country Dictionary

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clop

To masturbate. Often used by bronies.

Brony 1: Dude, I just caught George clopping to Fluttershy! Brony 2: Fluttershy?! Man, that's just wrong!

by DrWhoof April 27, 2011

clop

when your dick/ballsack makes a clapping noise on your thigh that only you can hear, unless you ask everyone to be quite and make a humping motion rapidily to generate the clopping noise. Note:This can only be achieve if your wearing loose boxers.

Teamate 1.< Man on our run this morning you were clopping like a bitch. Teamate 2.< I know all my briefs were in the laundry so I only had boxers so it was like a moonbounce down there.

by Andrew R.C. August 21, 2007

clop

Someone who faps(clops) to my little pony or horse porn. They are mostly bronys (mostly males who dress up as unicorn and watch my little pony.)

You: Where are you going man Friend: I'm going to go clop You: What's that? Friend: Faping to my little pony and horse porn You: unfriend him*

by cummuncher69 November 13, 2020

clop

An ineffective police officer; one whose tight uniform and/or noisy shoes make him blow his cover when he attempts to nab a perp.

Sergeant Giannini is really going to kick butt when he hears that that clop MacInnis couldn't catch that serial killer!

by pentozali December 01, 2005

clop

Cigarette. French slang.

"Clop?" "No I don't smoke thanks."

by Steve CHUTER November 04, 2006

clop

A religious slur used to describe Amish individuals. This description stems from the rhythmic "clopping" noise of the Amish horses pulling the wagon or "buggy" that these folks travel in.

We been spendin' most our lives, living in a Clop paradise.

by vanilla bob September 01, 2006

clop

fuck...to fuck or to be fucked as in getting screwed or having sex

i love to clop all the cloppin dunchy cunts that dont smell like keck

by leondaman August 21, 2008