A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a fat ugly girl keeps texting you and you give her all your friends numbers so she leaves you alone
"He keeps giving me his friends numbers, I hope im not getting clownfished"
Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.
I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.
(of an already-dominant person) To submit to a more dominant person in a relationship, most commonly used in the context of a person becoming a malewife to support their girlboss.
"I saw this pretty girl at school today. She's super tall and hot, I'd absolutely clownfish for her."
When a person changes there gender to be the opposite of whoever they're dating.
Mike: "Yo do you know what happened to Greg and James being a couple?" Brad: "Yeah Greg changed genders to be a female, and is now Brittany." Mike: "Bro what Greg is clownfishing now? Brad: "yeah I guess"
A role in which a straight and cisgendered actor plays a gay/bisexual/transgendered/et cetera (see: QUILTBAGPIPE) role in a film or other media entertainment. Named after the clownfish's ability to change its sex.
Has David Tennant done a clownfish yet? I don't know if Casanova counts.