A fork of Rural Dictionary
clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network "Quakenet."
nevertheless, he example´s himself :)
A word you use when you want to explode your juice coming out of your monster cockerel, while vigorously fucking a mustard slot slut, while listening to welcome to the jungle by guns n roses in your igloo.
make me clum you fat slut, Your mustard slot is doing a splendid job
To be dumb and clumsy in the same order
How could you book the hotel for next week you are such a clum
the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius
"and what is the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius?" "Clum."