A fork of Rural Dictionary
A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.
Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?
1. Someone who is cross-eyed 2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.
That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.
When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.
I cock-eyed your mom last night
A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.
1: Woman:"What's wrong?" Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed." 2: Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?" Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"