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dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?" dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate. 2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot. B: Who's cocknose? A: Lena.

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice 'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion.... Ok cocknose"

Someone whome has a cock for a nose, therefore u laugh and point

scott walker aka walkertits has a cock nose ha ha ha

Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.

You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.

name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock

have you seen cocknose today

Coknose originated in the early 90's at a butcher shop since we used as an insult to customers, workers and delivery drivers it has been spreading rapidly, cocknose is therefore one of the worlds best and most meaningful insult or word to express your dislike or anger towards someone

.lucas you cocknose you broke the mincer and your cocknose brother cant wash dishes for shit .why should i pay you? you have been a cocknose all week .the customer i just served is a cocknose . mr brouton is a cocknose