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courter

janitor, substitute teacher, genius, planter, pimp daddy mac, jilf, filf, stilf, tilf

"Eeeeeyy" said Courter

courter

One who seeks out the likes of another with great care and persistence in hopes that they may one day be wed.

Victariarr's courter is at long last the quite sane Jrarrmy.

When the courter, Jrarrmy, sees the courtee, Victariarr, he often leaps with great glee!

by Jrarrmy November 12, 2006

courter

i looked a quarter so much quarter is no longer the right word. the cent that is 25 is now courter. so i dont make the rules im disckuexis

this soda costs 420 courters :)

Butt Courters

The international version of Butt Quarters played with a Euro coin or available foreign currency. One lodges the Euro between the cheeks and then walks over to a cup with the intention of dropping it in the cup. If one was not endowed with a butt capable of holding a Euro, using one's boobs is also acceptable, assuming the coin is held outside the shirt/dress/top by squeezing the chest together. The game can be played for laughs while watching each other try to drop the coin in a cup or set-up with two teams, baseball style, with separate cups for singles, doubles, triples, and home-runs.

Wow, that game of Butt Courters on the terrace last night got out of hand. Remember when someone dropped a cherry tomato??!?

by SLALB!!!! September 14, 2018

mrs courter

a SLAYING QUEEN WHO IS CONFIDENT AND CAN SPRIKE A VOLLEYBALL AND KILL YOU 🥳
She don’t like dribbling but she can yElLLLL like a Dino. Her name is mrs courter the dinosaur

Friend 1: “Hi mrs courter, how’s ur day??”

Mrs courter: *slams a basketball down ur throat.”

Friend 1: she’s giving ☠️😵

by urfavrat December 26, 2022