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Cramer

the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl

Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!

by im meeeeeeeee April 28, 2010

Cramer

the type of person that gets you into bad situations but still makes them fun

that guy is such a cramer

by brogetku March 01, 2009

Cramer

Badass!

Man, This weekend is gonna be CRAMER !
Like for real yo!

by MizzleC February 05, 2009

Cramered

When you follow the advice of CNBC's James J. Cramer and you subsequently lose on the stock position.

I bought Dicks Sporting Goods (DKS:NYSE) and subsequently got Cramered when the company dropped after earnings.

by RajP October 14, 2005

Cramered

The equivlent to being f'd up.

" Man, that guy just cramered you!"

by J J mac October 14, 2009

Cramer

To have a nervous breakdown

in reference to Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money who is known for his antics such as throwing chairs across the room, biting the heads off his stuffed bulls and bears, and his crazy sound effects and shouting!)

"Hey have you seen Damian lately"
"No, I heard he had a Cramer the other day"

by kelo September 19, 2006

Cramer

(verb) For a host to, over the course of a televised interview, completely destroy his subject's professional reputation by exposing him as a fraud, hack or imbecile. As seen on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in his interview with Jim Cramer on March 12, 2009.

Hey, remember when Stewart was on Crossfire back in 2004? He cramered those sons of bitches into the ground.

by Al Cap0wn October 27, 2009