A fork of Rural Dictionary
A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.
Alternative form: crappaccino.
One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!
Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"
Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.
What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius
"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"
A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.
A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.
"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."
Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach
Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am
a particularly frothy form of diarrhoea which one gets abroad
I feel like a crappucino, I ate that spicy salsa and I've got a bad case of spanish tummy