A fork of Rural Dictionary
A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.
Erica, I love you heapsofscads.
Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.
two shit loads and a give a shit
when you have several of an object or when you have an object to excess
"You have a crapton of ice cream"
How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."
A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.
For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.
A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.
Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.