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Crazey

an idiot who has 0 life and is annoying but also great because he can be <3

crazey: ONYX FUCK OFF

Onyx: YOU LITTERALY JUST SHOT ME AND YOUR BULLET BROKE ARE YOU NOT CONCERED

Crazey: can we get an f in the chat?

Crazey Marquez

The act of pouring gasoline over your penis and then proceeding to have anal sex with someone until either they or you reach climax. At this point, you withdraw, strike a match, and light their asshole on fire.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that ugly chick at the party last night a Crazey Marquez!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, did you burn your cock off?

Crazeye

Noun or Adjective. Beyond crazy; could be good or bad.

Girl: She done lost her mind.

Friend of Girl: Thats right, she is a crazeye.

Crazeye

(Craz-Eye). Noun. Beyond crazy and out of your mind.

Look, when you get behind the wheel, you are a total crazeye.