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creamcheese

People who look a little TOO perfect.
upper middle class...white or black.

That dude Fabio is one Creamcheese lookin mother fucker.

by deadpuppet April 07, 2005

Creamcheese

The rancid puss substance that is squeezed out or lanced from boils, cysts or pimples.

The physician lanced a boil on my back and so much creamcheese oozed out.

by Zubra April 01, 2018

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

by tman March 13, 2004

suzy creamcheese

From the Frank Zappa, meaning an airheaded or naive girl or woman-nice to look at but without substance or intelligence.

There is a blonde at work who is tasty to look at but is a real Suzy Creamcheese. Nothing but sack-fodder.

by dannyb January 31, 2006

Creamcheese Diaper

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

by SoloHeart March 17, 2009

Susie Creamcheese

a girl you use for sex

Hey do you mind bailing man? I gotta Susie Creamcheese coming over and I don't need you cramping my style.

by Siki Saka September 20, 2008

creamcheese snickerdoodle

The art of fucking a white girl while sprinkling brown sugar on her and giving her a creampie while she has a yeast infection

I went over my girls house while she was sick so I gave her a creamcheese snickerdoodle while her mom watched.

by Liilmexiico January 08, 2019