A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff
Me: *jerking off* *annoying kid walks in and starts yapping* Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
the opposite of a erection male shrinkage
I was so scared I got a derection. When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection. The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection. That ugly girl gives me a derection.
The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant. There are 2 types of derections: •a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner) •a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself ) (Word origin : South African potato)
•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"
when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework! Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!