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deyo

front running jack bag who started off wearing Jets clothes and now supports the Broncos;owns mad lids;talks alot of shit; is used for colgate research and development

Ryan used to like the Patriots until he pulled a Deyo.

Micheal Deyo

Mikhail Gorbachev a.k.a. Micheal Deyo An ex Spetsnaz soldier and kgb operative. He was sent on a secret mission to the US to get intell on American life. But ever since the fall of the USSR the kgb doesn't exist, so the mission is scrapped. He is in denial of the fall of the USSR, and continues his mission in an unnamed Town in the Midwestern part of the US.

"you know who i wanna fight?"
"who?"
"Micheal Deyo"
"dude don't you know hes a russian spy? he'd kick your ass"

Deyo Dash

When you go out to eat, and upon returning to the place you left (work, home, etc.) you immediately must go to the bathroom.

My coworkers and I went to Taco Bell for lunch, and when we got back I had to do the Deyo Dash.

deyo

perfect with a guy named owen or erick

deyo: “hey guys”
guys: “omg deyo!!”

Mr Deyo

Hot tall sexy man

Mr Deyo is so hot I hope he teaches today with his shirt off

Mr Deyo

Hot tall man with curly hair

Mr Deyo is so hot, I hope he teaches math with his shirt off.