A fork of Rural Dictionary
A general negativism created by combining the Australian aborigine instrument, the dijeridoo, and the negativism douchebag into a portmanteau.
This can be used on people of any origin, not just restricted to Australians or those of Australian descent.
Dude: That guy just cut me off!
Dude's friend: I saw that. What a dijeridouchbag.
-OR-
Dude: Excuse me, my battery's dead. I've got the jumper cables, but I need someone to jump me. Could you give me a jump?
Douchebag: I sure could...but I won't.
Dude: Wow...you're a dijeridouchebag.