Country Dictionary

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dirty snow

Cocaine that you sniff out of someone's ass.

The hooker bent over, I sprinkled some coke in her ass, then I snorted that dirty snow in one go.

by Josh Lennox February 07, 2008

Dirty snow plow

A bad deal; taking something good and leaving something bad in its place as derived from the common sexual act of swallowing a load and deficating simultaneous.

I really got dirty snow plowed last Valentine’s Day, I gave Becky a diamond ring and she gave me a gift certificate to Arby’s.

by Billy S. Pear March 17, 2019

Dirty Snow Angel

Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.

Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.

by beedo202 December 19, 2010

dirty snow trapeser

verb: One who does not wipe feet or beat the snow from feet BEFORE entering a house. Especially when the persons in the house walk around in their socks.

DAMMIT KATY ,YOU DIRTY SNOW TRAPESER!!! Now my fucking socks are wett!!!!!

by 2Rooks December 08, 2005

dirty snow cone

When you cum in a girls ass and she shits the cum out into her hand and eats it:

Last night I was so drunk, I came in this girls ass and this skank ate a dirty snow cone.

by Meatball & Chef November 11, 2006

Dirty Snow Angel

When you're banging a chick in the butt face down in snow, making a snow angel, you pull out and she shits all over the place.

Dude me and my chick went snowboarding this weekend and I gave her a Dirty Snow Angel, it was more brown than usual.

by the teflon don December 06, 2013

Dirty Snow Cream

The act of throw frozen cum at someones face

Gunny: Hey commander

Commander: Yes?

Gunny: Catch this

Commander: I love frozen Snacks

Gunny: Yep even my Dirty Snow Cream

by chubbychaser37 November 10, 2010