A fork of Rural Dictionary
An acronym for Disturbing Mental Image.Used as a response for something strange and disturbing that you didn't want in your head.(Invented my my friends and I)
Person:"Okay,Imagine our teacher without any clothes on." You:"Ahh,dmi!!"
The Desktop Management Interface (DMI) generates a standard framework for managing and tracking components in a desktop, notebook or server computer, by abstracting the managed devices from the software that manages them. The development of DMI marked the first move by the Distributed Management Task Force (DMTF) into desktop-management standards. Before the introduction of DMI, no standardized source of information could provide details about components in a personal computer.
Dick Mass Index. Similar to Body Mass Index (BMI). How big a dick is in relation to someone’s height and weight.
“Yeah sure Paul is skinny but have you heard about his DMI?”
Dick Mass Index: a calculation to determine how much weight one holds in their genitalia
I lost a bunch of weight recently but I think my DMI has doubled.