A fork of Rural Dictionary
#CrazyDogMan - Similar to crazy cat lady, Single Man over 30 who chooses to remain single and live with dogs rather than a woman. Might play dress up with his dogs and will definately cuddle with them at night.
Kevin has become a Crazy Dog Man! He has been single for years and lives alone with his 5 dogs,
Okay just admit that you read dog man -_-
Cool Dog Man: Mothering Heights book!!
A hot dog with arms and a face.
Let me introduce to you, Happy Hot Dog Man, the master of the universe -Chadtronic 2017
Someone in particular that is annoying, bothersome, and intrusive. However, this person is usually oblivious to this fact. In most cases, the person is mocked for his ignorance. The term was first used to refer to a Jamaican hot dog vender that would usually try to sell dogs outside of a local club. This club was home to acts that mostly attracted upstate, white, civilians. Once the show was over, the vendor would scream "Cold water, cold soda, hotdogs!", or something of that derivative, whenever someone would pass him. Most of the whites would humor him by purchasing a hot dog and pursue to call him the "steaming hot dog man". He has now widely known for his loud, obnoxious screams and blissful state of ignorance. Whenever he is imitated for humor, the imitator will usually speak in a Jamaican accent.
"Dude, can I come along?" "Sure, steaming hot dog man! Cold water, cold soda, hot dogs!" "Thanks!"
Aggressive fucking by a man (not to be confused with woman dogging). Applies to any sex position as long as the male is dominating in every fashion. Biting and growling is optional.
Ruben was so eager to bust, he began man dogging the poor soul near him.
n. A male reproductive organ, aka man sausage, slipped into a hot dog bun. Usually used to trick someone. For full effect, man chowder is smeared on top to look like mayonnaise. v. to slip someone a man dog: Offering an unsuspecting cum dumpster or fanny bandit a hot dog, but instead handing them a man dog with your throbbing member inside.
1. I was duped into putting my mouth on a man dog the other day and now I'm gay. 2. "Man. Tony Danza slipped me a man dog the other day. What a fag."