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when your nuts get behind your thighs on the butthole side when your legs are closed. kinda of like "the brain" but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.

guy1-dude what's wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.

To get the short end of the stick; Short Changed

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A greeting or term of enderment "Whats up Dogballs"

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To phyiscally have canine testicals dragged across your face.

"Whats up Dog Balls"

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"I was sposed to meet this honey at the bar and totally got dog balled"

Something that is very, very cool.

Have you seen the video of the hunter being attacked by the deer?
Yeah, its the dogs balls.

An alcoholic drink poured in a shot glass. It is chilled vodka with a splash of lime juice.

A celebratory expression to yell out when drinking dog ball shooters.

"Can I please order some Dog Balls for my friends"
You would say this to a waitress/bartender.

"Dog Balls!!" You would yell this out with your friends as you raise your glass to toast the drinking of Dog Balls.

Something a person does just because they felt like it.
From the joke, "Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it can!"

I don't know why I got shit faced last night. It was just a dog ball thing.

An Eight on any single hole in golf.

Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).

I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.